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Title: Wet-Haired Caribou
Sanji: Oi Chopper, can I stand up already?
Chopper: No Sanji! If you see them again you’ll die!
Sanji: Who are them?
Chopper: -I can’t tell him! Even his fantasies-
Sanji stands up and puts on a shirt.
Chopper: Wait Sanji!
Sanji walks from behind the bar and sees all beautiful mermaids.
Chopper: Sanji? Are you okay?
Chopper: You resisted them! Okama blood doesn’t bleed when you see mermaids! Great!
Sanji: Okama? –Angry funny face-
Neptune: You are Monkey D. Luffy, correct?
Luffy: Yup. And you’re a hairy old man.
Neptune: Hohohoho, what a straight-forward kid! I like that. Strawhat Luffy, I need your assistance.
Luffy: What can I help with, old guy?
Neptune: My daughter will explain. Princess!
Fukaboshi : Strawhat Luffy.
The Mermaid Princess introduced: A seahorse-mermaid.
Usopp: She’s beauti- -turns to stone-
Mermaid Princess: Monkey D. Luffy, it’s an honor to meet you.
Luffy bites his lip and bends his head.
Luffy: Nice to meet ya’!
Mermaid Princess: I need your help! There’s a man, a pirate captain on an old pirate ship. His name his Van Der Dekken, he is a threat to me and the whole city.
Luffy: And you want me to…?
Mermaid Princess: Defeat him.
Nami: That will cost you money.
Keimi: You back, Usopp?
Mermaid Princess: We thought of that, is 500,000,000 enough?
Nami: YES! YEAH! You’re amazing!
Nami hugs the Mermaid Princess.
Luffy: We can do it for fr-
Nami hit Luffy
Luffy: Bvor Bivehundredmiliom. –all beat up-
Daruma: You’re back, captain!
Zeo: The Strawhat Pirates have entered the Royal Palace, captain.
Jones: Great, when they get out, we’ll take ‘em out! Zyahahahaha!
Dosun: Ikaros, you said you found Roronoa Zoro back in the alleys of Noah!
Jones: Are you lying to me Zeo?!
Ikaros: Wait Hodi. He isn’t lying, that swordsman was all alone.
Daruma: All alone! Why didn’t you take him out?!
Dosun: Why didn’t you?
Ikaros: Shut it, hammerhead!
Jones: Shut up, all of you!
Zeo: That captain, that navigator and another unidentified somebody.
Dosun: How did it end with that crabhead?
Dosun: What you got!
Jones: SHUT UP!
Jones: Those cowards are surfacing as we speak.
Daruma: Two of them are at Mermaid Café, boss.
Jones: Then this is our lucky day. Set out you guys, I’ll wait here for Hammond’s report.
Ikaros: I won’t go, I need to speak with Hyozo.
Caribou: Keep quiet! You’re my hostage!
Chopper: I smell mud.
Sanji: That weirdo again, who misbehaved towards Nami-swan!
Chopper: You do that all the time!
Sanji and Chopper run to the front of Mermaid Café.
Caribou/Sanji: That pervert!
Chopper: You both are perverts!
Sanji: What’re you doing to that lovely mermaid! Let loose!
Caribou is kicked in the face.
Sanji: Are you alright? Stand back, I’ll take care of him.
Caribou: How did you hit me?!
Sanji jumps in the air and frontflips with his heel on Caribou’s face.
Caribou: Aargh! I am a logia, I have the power of mud!
Sanji: I am a ladies man, I have the power of love!
Sanji hit Caribou on his nose, whom flies into the wall.
Chopper: He’s right, how can Sanji hit him?
Sanji runs towards the wall.
Caribou: Damn it, why is this happening!
Chopper: The gypsum! Sanji still has gypsum and bandages on his feet. That dries mud!
Caribou: Muddy Sweep!
A mudstrain attacks Sanji.
Sanji: Damn it! I’m choking!
Caribou pulls Sanji towards him and chokes him.
Sanji kicks the mudstrain and breaks it. Caribou and Sanji both fall to the ground.
Chopper: Koketei Razorblade!
Caribou is stamped into the floor.
Caribou: God, please punish these evildoers.
Chopper throws water over the mud and blows air towards him.
Sanji: Thank you Chopper, I couldn’t breath for a sec.
Chopper: Wait, he’s still moving.
Sanji: I guess so, I’ll handle this guy. I know what to expect.
Chopper: I’ll look after the mermaid.
Sanji lands in the basement, Caribou is gone.
Sanji: Come out, wherever you are.
Sanji: Santen Découpage!
Sanji kicks Caribou to the ceiling, as he bounces to the ground.
Caribou: This is blasphemy!
Sanji: You’re face is blasphemy! Deuxième Haché!
Caribou flies back up the ceiling lying knocked out on the floor.
Sanji lights a sigaret and walks upstairs.