Good Lord! Look at the revolting fakers! Their methods of recruiting and cruelty is ruining the real Straw Hat Pirates' reputation. Not just that, but they are ugly as hell, weak as wimps, and disloyal as jerks! Completely opposite to the real deal! They should be beaten to death (or close to it) by the real Straw Hats (and I hope they do so soon).
And you know what the worst parts are? Fake Zoro and Fake Sanji are best friends, while the real ones are supposed to be rivals. Also, Fake Chopper is not the doctor, but instead just a pet. Not to mention the ugly fake girls insult the real ones, eh?