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I was thinking about how bad/hillarious some of the recent Mangapanda translations have been (Admiral Maynard spreading chaos, Riku Dolt being his own government, etc.) when I realized we don't need them to come up with this stuff since we can do it ourselves. The way this game works is you pick a line from any manga and then Mangapanda-ize it until it makes absolutely no sense. For example,
Since when were you under the impression that I hadn’t been using it?
— Sosuke Aizen from Bleach
When did you think you was using me?
— Sasuke Ezern

. The only rules are that it has to be from a manga and it has to be completely ridiculous. Have fun!