The Straw Hats buy a Computer
(this is just a fun little parody blog)
(on the Thousand Sunny)
Nami: "Okay everyone, I just bought ourselves this computer. This can help us find some info about the world if we ever need it. Remember guys, no illegal stuff."
Luffy: "How does this box make these pictures?"
Nami: "It's not a box, it's a computer. It's some long, weird programming thing that makes them, though."
Luffy: "Ah, a mystery box!"
Franky: "Maybe I can open this up and find its secrets."
Nami: "YOU ARE NOT DESTROYING THIS COMPUTER!"
Chopper: "Maybe I can find some ingredients for medicine in here."
Brook: "You could find some skin oiment. I've been getting a little pale. Oh wait, I'm a skeleton. Yoho~"
Nami: "Guys, it's going to take the computer a while to connect to the int…
One Piece Vector Collection
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Top 10 Emotional Moments
Why do we love One Piece? In my opinion, part of it is because of how the series touches our emotions. It makes us laugh at the hilarity, cheer at the action, scold at the villains, and even cry at the trauma. I'm putting my personal top 10 most emotional moments, the moments that have effected me the most.
10. Chopper's Backstory
This is on here because of how real it feels to me, and how similar it is to the Christmas story "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Chopper, having a different colored nose, was scolded from his pack. Then when he ate his fruit, they really ridiculed him and even banished him completely. When Chopper tried to move into the village, they shot him down. He didn't even trust Hiriluk at first. Then they grew a bond toge…
Nada's Search: Chapter 1
Do you know what it’s like to spend 22 years in Hell? You don’t want to know. If you do know, then I’m sorry for reminding you.
This was a really crappy place, the Marine base was. The food was disgusting, the beds were literally wooden boards, and I had to spend most of my time as a Chore boy. Turns out I’m really bad with a mop; since I spent my first four years practicing how do use it. At one point they decided my chores were being done so slowly, they promoted me to train to be a soldier.
Around my 17th year, I got my first mission. And who else do they assign as my leader than my father? We were sent out to sea once we found out a big pirate crew was out there. It was some rookie crew called the Gyro Pirates. Pretty small, but for 8,00…
Nada's Search Prologue Part 3
Apparently my father’s idea of “getting something to eat” means “go to a bar and get drunk”. There was always one bar he loved going to: Gold Roger.
Being named after the King of the Pirates, you’d think it’d be a pretty cool place. But it isn’t. It is a really crappy bar, dirty and wrecked because of all the fights made in there. Now the place was pretty filled today, probably because of all the pirates who are using it as a last drink before they sail off. Even Gold Roger went to this bar before he set off, which is why it got named after him.
Lucitan loved going to this bar because of all the pirates that he finds here. Some are stupid enough to come here with bounties so they’re easy to catch, but my father never found any. Must be a rumo…