Because...I've reached my 999th edit! WOO-HOO! That's a special number because it's 666 upside-down, and 666 means the Devil. The Devil is bad, so I turned it upside-down to make 999. Plus it's what Hitler said to the Jews who asked "Can I be free? Can I be free? Can I be free?" "NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!"
So this is my 999th edit! You might have thought I'd do one for my 1000th. I looked here and I said..."close enough".
So no more edits from me. I'm going to keep staying at 999 edits!