Dear Onepiecus Erectus,
Due to the incredible success of Sabo Day, I will attempt a blog like that on every birthday. And today is Thatch's day, our favorite ambiguously gay Whitebeard crewmate. Even though he's dead. So I guess I'll have to give you all ridiculous hair like Billy's dad on Grim Adventures. Pass your avatars to the front of the class, I'll edit them today. Note, I refuse to edit any avatar that still has a Sabo hat. Sabo day is long over.
Love, oh and I think it's Claudia's birthday, Ryu-Chan