Dear... uh... something funny.
It's time to get the roast project rolling. The ideas been out there for a week. Right now we need volunteers. Please nominate yourself and ONLY yourself to be roasted, roaster, or host. Just because your nominate yourself doesn't mean you get the part, and we'll decide things later. For now, just go "eh, I wouldn't mind being a host" and nominate yourself. You can nominate yourself for all three. If you do not nominate yourself, you are ineligable for the roast.
Love, typing quickly from a school computer, Ryu-Chan