Dear Loyal Hostages, I am going to make a virtual pet Flash game called My Pet Sanji! And the virtual pet is -wait for it- Sanji! Did you wait for it? It adds suspense. Anyway, I'll be accepting ideas and opinions for the finished product. And then I will ignore these ideas and opinions. Unless they're really good. So go ahead and leave a comment for this beautiful spectum of a concept that will probably get abandoned like the result of any drunk encounter. Here are my current ideas for activities for you and your loving pet.
-reward him with cigarettes
-punish him with a crudely drawn wanted poster
-play fetch with a porno mag (Joy Boy)
-give him a make-over
-shave his eyebrow
-give him bathes, whether he's dirty or "dirty", you perverted fangirls
-take him on walks (watch out for the neighborhood Zoro)
-scrub his belly
-teach him fancy kicking tricks
-keep him away from girls. He likes to lick
-enter him in the pet show
Any other GOOD ideas will be added to the list. And if I start giving up on the project, you have my permission to beat the crap out of me. I might put up a demo if you guys seem interested. Tell your friends! Tell your kids, tell your wives, and tell your husbands 'cuz they promotin' everybody up here.
Love, now you have a reason to like, Ryu-Chan