Ryuzakiforever left his computer unattended with the letter "I am emo. I'm going to do some emo things, because I'm emo. Be right back, if I'm still alive. - Emo Ryu". So I, Kalifa, have taken over the chat moderator's account. I've been observing the chat for many months. I am pulling the following charges upon you all. That's sexual harassment!
Sexual Harassment Charges
Showing of pornography
Requesting users to take shirtless photos
Insisting Ryu-Chan should masturbate
Suggestive comments made to users
Requesting to meet or webchat with a user
Having a counter-productive avatar
Referencing one's erection or nosebleed
Having a username such as "NiceTats"
Having a username starting with "Monkey.D"
Having a username containing a number higher than 6.
Talking to a female user
Making a comic featuring a female user
Making a meme mentioning a female user
Referring to one's self as the "Hentai King"
Charging someone of sexual harassment
Making a heart-shaped key or emoticon
Being sexy
Full awareness of being sexy
Working out and wiggling
Females looking at a male's body
Having an avatar containing the colors red, blue, green, deep blue, aqua, flax, monochrome pink, AuroMetalSaurus, blue, or Voldemort's nipple
Saying "fire"
Lack of punctuation
Advertising a blog
Having sexual activities with another user without consent (documents must be filed and signed)
