How could this be? I, the known chat-lebrity, have been cursed! I can't get on the chat! I try and I try, and other people just see me join and quit! But they don't get the plees for help I send over and over! What a cruel punishment to bestow on me! Oh sorrow oh sorrow! So please, so your support for the poor unfortune Ryu-San. Comment on this so I know people are out there helping me overcome this awful disease! I think...I might...die...
~Love, your Loyal and Fearless Leader, Ryu