- from Ryu's flank
Ryu: Yo Nada!
Nada: Ya Yo Ya Yo!
Rici: So what is it Nada? WHy are you so diappointed?
Nada: Well it's because... YOU STARTED THIS FUN AND DIDN'T ASK ME TO JOIN IN AS WELL!
LPK: Well it's because you were away on a mission and we didn't want to leak this outside of the base...
Rici: That reminds me...I'm sure he found out... SO ON WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU COMING NADA?! WE GOTTA HURRY!
LPK: JOIN MY SIDE NADA, WE'RE THE PARTY PEOPLE!
Nada: No! I won't do that LPK!
Nada: That's because you are a loser and you too Rici, what party people LPK!? I'M JOINING RYU-SAMA!!!!!!!!
- Rici and LPK do a synchronized mirrored kick into Nada's face sending him flying
Rici&LPK: GTFO THEN!!! YOU'RE BLOCKING MY WAY!
- Nada is sent straight towards Ryu's flank
- there Ryu runs to get him in his big hug
Ryu;: Are you okay Nada?
- JOPF takes a picture of the two hugging and looking at each other
JOPF: Hey Sara! if you join Ryu-sama you will get more of these pictures!
Sara: What!?...maybe...wait NO! LPK is gonna do it with Rici either way now!
LPK&Rici: NO I'M NOT GONNA DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!
Rici: Don't lie you gay bastard, I heard from Sara weird shit about what you imagine doing
LPK: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!? NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP!!
Rici: NO I AM NOT!!!
Sara:[I was just joking...shit...this thing has gotten too serious to stop them now...it'll still turn out in some good yaoi]
Rici: EVEN YOUR DEVIL FRUIT IS THAT OF A GIRLS! Tender, fragile snow that falls graciously from the sky. THAT IS SO GIRLY!!!
LPK: At least I can keep my cool, not like you and your hotheadedness
Rici: Better than having a girly DF
LPK: You can't find anything better to say so you just keep on repeating that?
Rici:No, but I just want to get that ide ain your head, that your DF is that of a girls...
LPK: OK NOW STOP IT YOU DAMN PUSSY!!
Rici: Are you talking to yourself LPK?
- LPK launches his punch towards Rici
LPK: Samuiao: Kyokuchi Ken (Cold Blue: Polar Fist)
- LPK hits Rici in the face almost freezing it completely
- Rici grins
Rici: Is that all you have pussy?
- Rici's face starts burning in flames
Rici: Moeru Aka: Yaka yashi (Blazing Red: Burned Palm)
- Rici puts his palm at LPK's guts and first a flame burst
- Rici is shown then as burning in an full-body image with a box saying "Rici - User of the Mera Mera no Mi"
LPK: That didn't hurt one bit Rici.
Rici: That's my weakest named attack moron, it's to prove how strong your attack just was
IH: Man this fight is boring.... You guys suck...LPK does that everyday either way
Rici: If you're gonna complain then GTFO IH
LPK: Yeah, shut up you faggy chatbukai
IH: Hey LPK, just stfu
- is ignoring IH and starts clashing again with Rici
IH: Oh, I'll teach you a lesson you bitch.
- IH points his hand at LPK and then fires some lava at him
IH: Your ass will literally get torched LPK hahahaha
- the lava hits LPK's ass and it begins to burn
- LPK starts running in circles while his ass is burning
LPK: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! MY ASSS!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! AHHHHH!H! DAMN YOU SHITTY IH!!! MY ASS IS FUCKING ON FIRE!!!
- LPK continues to run in circles while his ass is burning
- RIci sees that and falls to the ground bursting into laughter
- IH does the same, they are both literally ROFLing
- beside the laughing IH a box appears saying "Hungry - User of the Magu Magu no Mi"
- Rici almost suffocates from the laughter
- suddenly from the crowd Serene shouts
Seren: IH!! YOU TOUCHED LPK'S ASS!!!
IH: No I didn't, I torched it ahahahahaha
LPK: AHHH MY DAMN ASS IH
- LPK gets rid of the lava and cools down his ass with his powers
Serene: YOU STILL SHOT SOME LAVA AT IT!!...shot lava at his ass...IH ....YAOI!!!
IH: Fuck you Alpha!!! I torched his ass, nothing else
- Rici gets back up
Rici: Still IH, that was so funny... I almost pissed myself...
LPK: Shitty IH, you're gonna pay after we finish this. You shitty faggot
- suddenly Ryu appear and tries punching both Rici and LPK
- though he is blocked by their fists and pushed back a little
Ryu: Anybody missed me?
LPK: No, now you could gtfo too
Ryu: No so stfu LPK
LPK: Ok...that's it...Chitose no mō fubuki (Blizzard of the milenia)!!!
- LPK fires a huge amount of snow in the atmosphere
- a fog appears and takes control of the battle field
- a blizzard as never seen before begins with snow flakes as big as a human half frozen fall from the sky like giant rocks
- some contributors are crushed by the giant flakes and the blizzard freezes the weaker ones making them fall down on the ground, even LPK's own men
MJ: Damn cold...I believe we should stop now Mango... we have to take on Ryu's army, Nada joined it and now
- Soul almost reaches Ryu's army
- Sara and LPK's army is going towards both of the armies to join the fight
To show to you briefly how the armies would look like see this: |^^|
(Ryu's army is at the top, LPK's on the left and Rici's on the right)
- the armies look at each other for a few seconds
Neo: Damn this weather... it's ruining my mood...ugh
MoM: Should I go there and make LPK stop?
Jinbe: Let it be, I think we should begin fighting pretty soon
MoM: Yes...I want to see the queen of the deepest place on earth fight!
Jinbe: Deepest place on earth? You were born on Fishman Island Neo?
Neo: No? Why did you ask such a thing?
Jinbe: Because you should all know that Fishman Island is the deepest location on earth.
Neo: What is that? Such an outragous thing to say?! My natal village situated underground is known to be below Fishman Island's deepth!
Jinbe: Do you really wish to begin a fight?!
MoM: AS IF I WILL LET YOU!
Neo: Bring it on!
- the two starts talking a table whilst drinking tea and are having a powerful argument
JOPF: NEO! JINBE!! GET TO FIGHTING!!
Neo & Jinbe: Not now, we're having a discussion
- MoM nods
Soul: I see!
- MJ appears at the top of the flank
MJ: What's the situation Soul?
Soul: The chatbukai will not join the fight yet! We have a chance...All troops left attack now!!!
Sara: We have a chance!! EVERYONE ATTACK!
- Sara notices Nacchy who fell asleep on the ground
Sara: Nacchy!? NACCHY! DON'T GO TO SLEEP NOW, YOU MIGHT DIE!!
- Rici sees what's happening on the battlefield and all the troops begin fighting each other
- Slashes punches and everything
- Nada started fighting with MJ
- Sara began fighting JOPF
- Soul begins fighting with Murry
- THT, Weirdo and all the other guys named before started fighting the normal contributors
Rici: LPK...you fucking shitty moron
- Rici notices Nacchy and he clenches his fist as hard as he can
Rici: You're going to kill them at this rate...
LPK: This is a war you naive shithead, or have you forgotten?
Rici: I haven't...and that's why...
- he clenches fists even harder
Rici: O Moyashi Jigoku!!!!( Burning inferno)
- Rici punches the air above him creating a huge firewave and a whirlpool of fire in the sky
- after reaching the blizzard clouds and turning all that into rain
- the flames don't stop and keep falling from the sky as in a rain of fire and water
Shiv: Rici...calm down...
- Shiv freezes the whole rain of fire and water
Shiv: It's best if you don't kill any of your underlings and you too LPK...keep the fighting to yourself...
- both of them turn at Shiv
- Shiv is standing and looking down on her half frozen like Kuzan
Shiv: Dammit, it's really cold...using these powers...
- a box appears beside her: "Panda - User of the Hie Hie no Mi"
I think I'm going to redo this part...I seem to not be able to produce god quality stories when I feel horrible and I even forgot to add some things that I wanted to add...ugh