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Ricizubi February 12, 2012 User blog:Ricizubi
  • from Ryu's flank

Ryu: Yo Nada!

Nada: Ya Yo Ya Yo!

Rici: So what is it Nada? WHy are you so diappointed?

Nada: Well it's because... YOU STARTED THIS FUN AND DIDN'T ASK ME TO JOIN IN AS WELL!

LPK: Well it's because you were away on a mission and we didn't want to leak this outside of the base...

Rici: That reminds me...I'm sure he found out... SO ON WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU COMING NADA?! WE GOTTA HURRY!

LPK: JOIN MY SIDE NADA, WE'RE THE PARTY PEOPLE!

Nada: No! I won't do that LPK!

LPK: EHHH!?!?

Nada: That's because you are a loser and you too Rici, what party people LPK!? I'M JOINING RYU-SAMA!!!!!!!!

  • Rici and LPK do a synchronized mirrored kick into Nada's face sending him flying

Rici&LPK: GTFO THEN!!! YOU'RE BLOCKING MY WAY!

  • Nada is sent straight towards Ryu's flank
  • there Ryu runs to get him in his big hug

Ryu;: Are you okay Nada?

  • JOPF takes a picture of the two hugging and looking at each other

JOPF: Hey Sara! if you join Ryu-sama you will get more of these pictures!

Sara: What!?...maybe...wait NO! LPK is gonna do it with Rici either way now!

LPK&Rici: NO I'M NOT GONNA DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!

Rici: Don't lie you gay bastard, I heard from Sara weird shit about what you imagine doing

LPK: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!? NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP!!

Rici: NO I AM NOT!!!

Sara:[I was just joking...shit...this thing has gotten too serious to stop them now...it'll still turn out in some good yaoi]

Rici: EVEN YOUR DEVIL FRUIT IS THAT OF A GIRLS! Tender, fragile snow that falls graciously from the sky. THAT IS SO GIRLY!!!

LPK: At least I can keep my cool, not like you and your hotheadedness

Rici: Better than having a girly DF

LPK: You can't find anything better to say so you just keep on repeating that?

Rici:No, but I just want to get that ide ain your head, that your DF is that of a girls...

LPK: OK NOW STOP IT YOU DAMN PUSSY!!

Rici: Are you talking to yourself LPK?

  • LPK launches his punch towards Rici

LPK: Samuiao: Kyokuchi Ken (Cold Blue: Polar Fist)

  • LPK hits Rici in the face almost freezing it completely
  • Rici grins

Rici: Is that all you have pussy?

  • Rici's face starts burning in flames

Rici: Moeru Aka: Yaka yashi (Blazing Red: Burned Palm)

  • Rici puts his palm at LPK's guts and first a flame burst
  • Rici is shown then as burning in an full-body image with a box saying "Rici - User of the Mera Mera no Mi"

LPK: That didn't hurt one bit Rici.

Rici: That's my weakest named attack moron, it's to prove how strong your attack just was

IH: Man this fight is boring.... You guys suck...LPK does that everyday either way

Rici: If you're gonna complain then GTFO IH

LPK: Yeah, shut up you faggy chatbukai

IH: Hey LPK, just stfu

  • is ignoring IH and starts clashing again with Rici

IH: Oh, I'll teach you a lesson you bitch.

  • IH points his hand at LPK and then fires some lava at him

IH: Your ass will literally get torched LPK hahahaha

  • the lava hits LPK's ass and it begins to burn
  • LPK starts running in circles while his ass is burning

LPK: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! MY ASSS!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! AHHHHH!H! DAMN YOU SHITTY IH!!! MY ASS IS FUCKING ON FIRE!!!

  • LPK continues to run in circles while his ass is burning
  • RIci sees that and falls to the ground bursting into laughter
  • IH does the same, they are both literally ROFLing
  • beside the laughing IH a box appears saying "Hungry - User of the Magu Magu no Mi"
  • Rici almost suffocates from the laughter
  • suddenly from the crowd Serene shouts

Seren: IH!! YOU TOUCHED LPK'S ASS!!!

IH: No I didn't, I torched it ahahahahaha

LPK: AHHH MY DAMN ASS IH

  • LPK gets rid of the lava and cools down his ass with his powers

Serene: YOU STILL SHOT SOME LAVA AT IT!!...shot lava at his ass...IH ....YAOI!!!

IH: Fuck you Alpha!!! I torched his ass, nothing else

  • Rici gets back up

Rici: Still IH, that was so funny... I almost pissed myself...

LPK: Shitty IH, you're gonna pay after we finish this. You shitty faggot

  • suddenly Ryu appear and tries punching both Rici and LPK
  • though he is blocked by their fists and pushed back a little

Ryu: Anybody missed me?

LPK: No, now you could gtfo too

Ryu: No so stfu LPK

LPK: Ok...that's it...Chitose no mō fubuki (Blizzard of the milenia)!!!

  • LPK fires a huge amount of snow in the atmosphere
  • a fog appears and takes control of the battle field
  • a blizzard as never seen before begins with snow flakes as big as a human half frozen fall from the sky like giant rocks
  • some contributors are crushed by the giant flakes and the blizzard freezes the weaker ones making them fall down on the ground, even LPK's own men

MJ: Damn cold...I believe we should stop now Mango... we have to take on Ryu's army, Nada joined it and now

  • Soul almost reaches Ryu's army
  • Sara and LPK's army is going towards both of the armies to join the fight

To show to you briefly how the armies would look like see this: |^^|

(Ryu's army is at the top, LPK's on the left and Rici's on the right)

  • the armies look at each other for a few seconds

Neo: Damn this weather... it's ruining my mood...ugh

MoM: Should I go there and make LPK stop?

Jinbe: Let it be, I think we should begin fighting pretty soon

MoM: Yes...I want to see the queen of the deepest place on earth fight!

Jinbe: Deepest place on earth? You were born on Fishman Island Neo?

Neo: No? Why did you ask such a thing?

Jinbe: Because you should all know that Fishman Island is the deepest location on earth.

Neo: What is that? Such an outragous thing to say?! My natal village situated underground is known to be below Fishman Island's deepth!

Jinbe: Do you really wish to begin a fight?!

MoM: AS IF I WILL LET YOU!

Neo: Bring it on!

  • the two starts talking a table whilst drinking tea and are having a powerful argument

JOPF: NEO! JINBE!! GET TO FIGHTING!!

Neo & Jinbe: Not now, we're having a discussion

  • MoM nods

JOPF: WHAT!?!?!??!

Soul: I see!

  • MJ appears at the top of the flank

MJ: What's the situation Soul?

Soul: The chatbukai will not join the fight yet! We have a chance...All troops left attack now!!!

Sara: We have a chance!! EVERYONE ATTACK!

  • Sara notices Nacchy who fell asleep on the ground

Sara: Nacchy!? NACCHY! DON'T GO TO SLEEP NOW, YOU MIGHT DIE!!

  • Rici sees what's happening on the battlefield and all the troops begin fighting each other
  • Slashes punches and everything
  • Nada started fighting with MJ
  • Sara began fighting JOPF
  • Soul begins fighting with Murry
  • THT, Weirdo and all the other guys named before started fighting the normal contributors

Rici: LPK...you fucking shitty moron

  • Rici notices Nacchy and he clenches his fist as hard as he can

Rici: You're going to kill them at this rate...

LPK: This is a war you naive shithead, or have you forgotten?

Rici: I haven't...and that's why...

  • he clenches fists even harder

Rici: O Moyashi Jigoku!!!!( Burning inferno)

  • Rici punches the air above him creating a huge firewave and a whirlpool of fire in the sky
  • after reaching the blizzard clouds and turning all that into rain
  • the flames don't stop and keep falling from the sky as in a rain of fire and water

Shiv: Rici...calm down...

  • Shiv freezes the whole rain of fire and water

Shiv: It's best if you don't kill any of your underlings and you too LPK...keep the fighting to yourself...

  • both of them turn at Shiv
  • Shiv is standing and looking down on her half frozen like Kuzan

Shiv: Dammit, it's really cold...using these powers...

  • a box appears beside her: "Panda - User of the Hie Hie no Mi"

I think I'm going to redo this part...I seem to not be able to produce god quality stories when I feel horrible and I even forgot to add some things that I wanted to add...ugh

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