Cover Story: Everyone in Dressrosa reads the new bounties
<Luffy and crew are in the boat, laughing while Nami beats him.>
Nami: YOU DAMN IDIOT! You could have gotten us killed!
Luffy: But I didn't.
<Pedro and Pekoms are both barfing>
Pedro: He's... Insane...
Pekoms: His brain must be made of rubber.
Ussop: That makes too much sense.
Pekoms: God, I think I joined the wrong group to help...
Pedro: Yes... I agree brother.
Brook: You look nothing alike!
Pekoms: We minks are heavily different due to genes. Our parents are Completly different looking, being a panther and a tiger. Due to low population, not many minks have similar species as parents. Or siblings.
Pedro: Besides, we're very different. Pekoms is an idiot.
Pekoms: And my brother is a liar.
<The two roar, and charge at each other, pounding each other>
Pedro: TAKE THAT BACK!
<Luffy laughs, and Nami pounds them all>
Nami: Okay, we need to know who we're dealing with. Pekoms!
Pekoms: Of course. I am a collector. I gain a collection of candy. It may sound weak, but to Big Mom, candy is above even gold. So only the elites are part of it. However, even above the elites... Are the Eight Deadly Lords.
Nami: 8 Deadly lords?
Pekoms: Yes, her personal guard, head enforces, executioners, and all very ruthless. All of them have a bounty of 600 million Berri and above.
Choppe: 600 million! But... Luffy is only 500..
Pekoms: Indeed. I will tell you that beating them is next to impossible. Capone Bege seems to be trying to join their ranks. I will tell you about them.
<Bobbins is on top of a giant monster, the size of a mountain, and giggling>
Bobbins: Just die in shit.
Pekoms: Bobbins 'The Obese Death' Goyo. He's part of the frog tribe, and is worth 760 million Berri. He's her most psycho deadly lord. Next, is Henriett.
<A man is terrified by a woman, and she smiles. She has an hourglass figure, but has a shark like smile, and long black hair. She is wearing a cocktail dress, and is holding his head.>
Henriett: DO YOU LOVE ME?! I DO!
<She bites his head off, and giggles>
Pekoms: Henriett, 'The femme fatale' Nosafa. She seems to have even a Zou, the Shark Shark No mi. She has a bounty of 655 million Berri. She is deadly even by Deadly lord standards. Next... Is the leader of them, the deadliest of them all... And head of the Vinsmoke family.
Brook: Sanji's father!
Pekoms: Yes, indeed. Of all of them, I never met him... But I fear him the most. Even Big Mom, one capable of wiping out islands, respects him. But, the strangest thing... Is his bounty. 0. Why... Why does the most deadly assassin and second in command of a Yonkou, have no bounty! Unless... He has ties to the highest people in the world government. I fear that saving Sanji will be impossible as long as his father lives. All of Germa 66, the most deadly assasians in the New world, obey him.
Luffy: Then we'll just have to kick his ass.
<Pekom stares at Luffy, and face palms>
Pekoms: YOU IDIOT! THIS MAN IS THE MOST TERRIFYING MAN UNDER BIG MOM! NONE CAN HOPE TO BEAT HIM!
<Cut to Capone's ship, where they dock on shore. Tamago awaits them>
Tamago: OH! SANJI! I am glad you live! Your father Corlone would have killed us if you...
Sanji: Shut up, and tell me where...
???: Shitty brat.
<An older looking man, with a handsome face, white hair, and wearing a suit comes from behind Sanji, snarling>
???: Mother would hate to see you so... Disrespectful.
Sanji: Shut up Nicholai.
Nicholai: You haven't seen your older brother in 15 years, and you say shut up? I should snap your legs.
<A towering man, smoking a cigar, has a full blonde beard, a long gash on his face, and wearing an amazing black suit appears, very similar eyebrows and looks to Sanji.>
<Corlone becomes a blur, and is about to grab Sanji>
<Corlone grabs Sanji, and begins sobbing, getting on his knees, and rubbing his snot face all over Sanji's stomach>
Corlone: SON! YOWRE BCK! SON! I MSS YOU! AOQQHQTAGAAHAY QOAOSSHYSTSABH DIWJSY!
Sanji: SHUT UP DAD! I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU!
<Corlone lets go, and sobs even harder, but cleans his face>
Corlone: I MISS YOU! I REALLY DO! BWAHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD, IF YOUR MOTHER WAS HERE, SHE WOULD BE CRYING NOW!
<Sanji overhears, and try's to run away>
<A woman appears, kicking Sanji in the face>
???: YOU BASTARD! I HATE YOU!
Corlone: ANITA! OUR SON!
Anita: I KNOW! I'M TEACHING THAT BASTARD A LESSON!
<She does a backflip, and stands. She looks old, has long legs, is wearing a red dress, a senior on getting blonde hair, and is snarling>
Anita: How could you break your mother's heart!
Sanji: SHUT UP! LIKE I GIVE A SHIT!
<She begins pounding on Sanji, with Corlone stopping her>
Capone Bege: ... Freaks.
<It cuts to a room where a large bed is thrown at a pirate>
Purin: NO, I REFUSE TO MARRY HIM! I ALREADY LOVE SOMEONE!
Pirate: But, you're mother...
Purin: SHE CAN EAT SHIT!
<The pirate freaks, and hears footsteps>
???: Eat... Shit...
<The pirate seems Big Mom, and faints. Big Mom is massive, easily dwarfing even Kaido, and is massive. She is wearing a polka dot dress, and has a tri corn of her hat on it.>
Big Mom: Shitty brat... Don't make me end you.
Big Mom: Bounty, 3,800,000,000 Berri.
Big Mom: Should I kill you?
<Purin throws a desk, and it shatters on impact on Big Mom. Big Mom tries to kill Purin, but a man stops her. He is same size as Big Mom, is bald, as fat as her, has a beard covering his entire face but a large nose, and is wearing a suit.>
Big Mom: Honey?
Big Daddy: Karl 'Big Daddy' Linlin, Bounty 875,000,000, and advisor to Big Mom.
Big Daddy: Please, honey, she's just like you. Very passionate, and strong. I remember you tried to kill your father when he forced this marriage.
Big Mom: Karl...
<She pounds him>
Big Mom: SHE'S A SHITTY BRAT!
Big Daddy: Still love you.
Big Mom: Shut up... Stupid...
???: Damn, she's gone mad...
Vermillion: First son of Corlone, and Deadly Lord. Bounty: 930,000,000 Berri.
Vermillion: So, brother is back... I should punish him like old times.
Big Daddy: Oh, the wedding is happening... Oh, I can't wait! My daughter is getting married!
<His eyes flash, and he roars>
Big Daddy: ANY WHO RUIN IT WILL BE DESTROYED, ALONG WITH THEIR FAMILY!
<Luffy is on the deck, grinning>
Luffy: Wedding, here we come!