Cover Story: Bartolomeo pirates cry over leaving the Strawhats.
<A large figure is falling, and screaming.>
Kine'mon: That fat ass...
Kanjuro: That girly scream...
Kine'mon: That repugnant smell...
Kanjuro: That lack of self respect...
<They catch the figure, and prevent him from falling.>
<RAIZO is revealed, to be wearing a purple ninja outfit that covers his entire body, his mouth and his hands. He is very fat, and small, with stars in his eyes.>
Raizo: I heard you guys came... So I ran...
Kine'mon: YOU IDIOT NINJA! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!
Raizo: I could have died?! SCARY! PROTECT ME!
Law: This... Is the ninja?
Kanjuro: Said to be the deadliest in Wano...
<All the strawhats and Law but Robin face fault, clearly unimpressed. Kine'mon carries him up, and the group is on Zou. They notice the area is bumpy, and has trees.>
Raizo: Actually, it's body hair that is as thick as a tree, and the branches are splits. As long as you don't pull them out, Zou won't mind. If you do... He jumps.
<Raizo shivers in fear of when Zou jumped. Kine'mon slapped him.>
Kine'mon: ACT LIKE A MAN!
Raizo: SORRY, I'M JUST SCARED!
Ussop: He's worst then me...
<A tree rustles, and Ussop nearly panics, until they see Nami come out. She sees the gang, and waves.>
Franky: It's Rob...
<Raizo instantly throws a shuriken, and Nami blocks it with her staff. Luffy goes gear second, and rushes at Raizo.>
Luffy: WHAT THE...
Raizo: STOP PRETENDING MINK WOMAN!
Nami: So... You know my secret.
<Nami laughs, and begins to peel her skin off. She reveals a tall, skinny creature with black socket eye and an open gaping mouth. Her skin is completely pink, and she has a thong on, being bald, and resembling a creature.>
Ussop: Nami... Nami's skin...
Raizo: No, the Mink tribe can create artificial skin with ease! Just one look, and they can impersonate any member of the same gender. Also, they're 100x stronger then the average human, being the second strongest humanoid species after Giants.
Franky: 100x time eh? I don't like hitting ladies, but I'm going to do so anyway!
Mink Women: Get off Zou now, and you may live.
Mink Women: Yes.
Mink Women: No.
Luffy: I refuse.
Mink Women: I refuse your refusal.
Luffy: Well I refuse your refusal to refuse.
Mink Woman: Well I...
<Franky decks her.>
<She hits the floor, and they hear hisses. Dozens of mink men and mink women appear, surrounding them. One large one, having large muscles and pointed ears appears, holding a club.>
Mink Woman: This is Brunt. In his life as an enforcer of Zou, only one invader has ever challenged him and lived.
Law: Well then...
<Law tries to use his powers, but coughs up blood and falls.>
Law: <Mind> I'm still weak after Dressrosa... I may need 2-3 days before I can use even half my power... <Normal> Luffy, deal with him.
<Luffy faces off with Brunt, who grips his club.>
Brunt: That Strawhat... So we meet again... Roger!
Brunt: Don't lie to me... You bastard... YOU MURDERER!
Luffy: Lie?! Bastard?! Murderer?! What's going on?!
<Cut to the Revolutionary headquarters, where a large figure is sitting in a chair, drinking coffee, and Sabo walks in. He's shirtless, has his top hat on, and has a towel around him. The large figure is wearing a pirate outfit, has a pirate beard, and has an eyepatch.>
Sabo: Commander Wheaton... I know I asked this a thousand times... But are you a pirate?!
Wheaton: Pirate?! Argggggggggggghhhhhhhh, what I have ever done that implies that?!
<He gets up, and points his hook hand at Sabo. He walks past him with both his peg legs, and his messed up teeth try to frown.>
Wheaton: This may surprise you... But I was a marine.
Sabo: I know... But I still find it impossible...
Wheaton: I was a vice admiral... But I quit after I found out the incident at Zou...
Sabo: Zou? That's new. What about Zou?
Wheaton: Tell me Sabo... How old do you think the hatred of Minkmen are to humans?
Sabo: Hundreads of years.
Wheaton: Actually... Less then 30 years... After the pirate Roger and Garp came in... And did something that was unspeakable.
Wheaton: Roger... Roger murdered the Chiefs daughter... And Garp helped him escape. The hero of the marines... Allowed the murder of an innocent woman.
Sabo: Garp?! Impossible... Luffys grandfather... And Ace's dad... I can't believe it!
Wheaton: I wouldn't have as well... Unless I saw it myself.
<Sabo was shocked, and walked away, thinking about it. He looked out the window, and saw something.>
Sabo: Oh dear god...
<Cut to Jesus, staring at the shore, and holding his den den mushi close.>
Jesus: Oh crap... Blackbeard... GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!
<Jesus is attacked, and someone steps on his fallen body.>
Kaido: I FOUND YOU DRAGON!
<A hundred ships, with thousands of pirates come in, firing cannons, and Kaido has a massive sword even bigger then himself, pointed at the headquarters of the revolution.>
Kaido: NOW! YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU AND SHANKS DID 2 YEARS AGO!
<Cut back to Zou, with Luffy facing off with Brunt. Luffy rushes at Brunt.>
Luffy: GOMU GOMU NO... RED HAWK!
<Luffy punches Brunt, and Brunt spits up blood, with an explosion hitting him.>
<Brunt coats his club with Haki, and tries to strike Luffy, but Luffy dodges him. Luffy kicks Brunt, and Brunt is forced back, spitting up a tooth. One Minkmen throws his spear at Luffy, but Robin uses her powers to grab it, and throw it back.>
Robin: It's rude to interrupt a fight.
<Brunt breaks the spear, and rushes at Luffy. The two punch, and hit each other with Conquerers Haki. One of the Mink Men falls over, unconscious, and Brunt is forced back.>
Brunt: Impossile... I'm one of the strongest Mink tribe... Who are you?!
Luffy: The man who's going to be king of pirates!
???: King of pirates... That's what he said...
<A large figure comes out of the trees, being twice the size of Brunt. He is even more muscular, his face is wrinkly, and he's covered in scars. He is holding a spear, and he looks down at Luffy.>
???: I am the chief... Quint... You dare utter those sinful words?!
Luffy: What are you guys talking about?
Quint: ONLY A MURDERER WOULD UTTER THOSE WORDS!
<He struck at Luffy, and Luffy is pushed back. Luffy jumps at Quint, and hits him with a punch, but it flies past Quint.>
Luffy: What the...
Quint: I'm like you... I ate the cursed fruit.. And now I control the ability to phase through attacks. The Phase Phase No mi.
<Both Robin and Law are both shocked, and Law screams.>
Law: LUFFY: GET OUT! WE CAN'T FIGHT HIM!
Law: That fruit... One of the few to speak invincibility... Even with Haki it's impossible to harm him!
<Quint strikes Luffy, and Luffy hits the floor.>
Quint: Let me tell you something... All these scars... Were self inflicted by me! Because I was too weak to protect my daughter, who died right in front of me... By the hands of Roger and Garp!
Luffy: OLD MAN?!
Quint: YOU ARE ALL MURDERS! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! YOU, WHO MURDERED MY DAUGHEGR...
<Quint stomps, and the elephant raises his trunk, and it smashes Luffy.>
Quint: Just surrender. You're surrounded... I am stronger then you... I have a fruit of invincibility... And even Zou obeys me! Surrender and die peacefully, or die slowly!
<The trunk is pushed up, and Luffy is holding it up by one, in Gear fourth.>
Luffy: LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR INVINCIBILITY OR WHATEVER!
<Luffy strikes Quint, and this time hits him.>
Quint: HOW IS THIS...
Luffy: Easy... I know your weakness!
<A shadowy figure watches the fight, and chuckles to himself.>
???: Found you Luffy... Now I can have my revenge...