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Cover story end: I hate being a cabin boy!

Page 1:

Sanji: Alright Big mom crew... let's see what you got!

Brook and Chopper: GO SANJI!

Sanji: SHUT UP! ONLY NAMISWAN CAN WATCH ME! Wait... where's Namiswan?

Brook: She said she had a plan. She told us to help you fight.

???: FIGHT!? THIS IS THE DEATH OF YOU ALL!

< A man with a half a disco ball hair, as tall as Brook, and is as skinny, with a nose almost as long as Usopp's, but sharper. He wears a cherry suit, and holds a shield with spikes everywhere around the edge. >

???: BEG FOR MERCY!

< Ron 'Death shield baron' john, Bounty- 112 Million. >

Page 2:

Ron: Who will be killed by one of Big Mom's greatest elite!?

Sanji: Okay idiot, I'll kick your ass.

Ron: How dare you!? I am a genius! I am smarter then the smartest people who were ever smart! 

Sanji: What?

Ron: I WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY!

< Ron jumps at the sunny, spinning his shield at full speed >

Ron: DEATH TWIRL!

Sanji: Okay... EAT THIS SHIT!

< Sanji runs off the deck of the ship and spins >

Sanji: HIGHEST-RATE MINCMENT!

< Sanji sends a flurry of kicks, attacking the shield. Despite the shield going at full spinning speed, the shield is destroyed >

Page 3:

< Sanji sends a kick, attacking Ron, and sending him flying at the ship >

Big Mom Ship: I'm a ship, I'm a ship... and ship's get hungry sometimes!

< Big Mom's ship stops smiling, and opens it's smile, showing wood like teeth, and swallows Ron >

B.M.S: Yummy, tastes like real meat.

Chopper: AWW!

Brook: WHAT THE HECK!

Momo: That ship... ITS NOT POSSIBLE!

Sanji: NAMI SWAN! HURRY UP!

< Cuts to inside the ship's hull >

Page 4:

Nami: How can I use the coup de burst or Gaon cannon!? Here's the manual. 'Franky's SUPAH manual to the SUPAH ship.' Where is the page!?

< Cuts back on board >

B.M.S: Hungry, hungry... GIVE ME MORE MEAT!

Tamago: We will! Now be quiet!

???: The idiot couldn't handle even one second. I should be more of a challenge. Uggl uggl uggl.

Tamago: Go try it 

???: Thanks boss... I'll rip them to pieces...

< A giant slug like man, wearing rags of clothes, and having long strands of hair starts to descend the ship >

???: Don't eat me.

B.M.S: Bring me the blonde one.

???: Okay

Page 5:

< The slug being hits the water, and starts to swim towards the Sunny >

Chopper: What is that!

Brook: He's not a devil fruit user.

???: Nope... just diffrent.

< The slug touches the sunny, and jumps on board. >

???: Hi. I'm Rulag

< Rulag, the ugliest death god, Bounty- 297 million >

Rulag: Nice to kill you.

Brook: What?

< Rulag sprints toward Brook and kickes Brook towards a door >

Page 6:

Chopper: BROOK! Kung fu point!

< Chopper transforms into his Kung fu point >

Chopper: Hee... YAH!

< Chopper sends a round house kick at Rulag, hitting his hip. >

Rulag: That hurt...

< Rulag sends a kick back, sending Chopper towards brook >

Sanji: Shit! CHOPPER! BROOK!

Page 7:

Pekoms: What are these guy's bounties? < Starts to check in his bag > One is worth 50... one is worth 30 million... and another is worth 79 million. THESE GUYS ARE WIMPS!

Tamago: Bounty is not worth power!

Pekoms: Easy enough for you to say, MR. 5...

<Cuts back to ship>

Rulag: Bring it blondy.

Sanji: You asked it shit breath... DIABLE... JAMBE!

< Sanji runs toward Rulag, and spins his legs too use the ability >

Sanji: Collier Strike!

< The attack hits Rulag, and he is forced back >

Sanji: <Mind >This guy is a lor stronger then the other one.

Page 8:

Rulag: Is that it? With that power, you might be able to beat me... but when the commanders in the crew get you... won't stand even 10 seconds.

Sanji: You want flames?

Brook: Then maybe you should wait? Gavotte: Leap forward!

< Brook strikes at Rulag, injuring him >

Rulag: What the... I thought you died?

Brook: I did! YOHOHOHO

Rulag: Time to die again then!

Chopper: Heavy point!

<Rulag looks behind to see chopper, even bigger then Rulag.>

Chopper: HEAVY GONG!

<Chopper smacks Rulag, and he is sent flying towards Sanji>

Page 9:

Sanji: EVEN SLUGS CAN TASTE GOOD WHEN TOASTED! Well cooked: Grill shot!

<The attack hits Rulag, and he is sent flying towards the water.>

Rulag: AWW! That burns!

<He hits the water, and jumps back up to the ship>

Rulag: Well, maybe I underestimated you quite a bit.

Pekoms: HURRY UP IDIOT!

Rulag: SHUT UP PEKOMS!

Pekoms: I WILL EAT YOU WHOLE!

Rulag: TRY IT!

Page 10:

Chopper: They're worse then you and zoro.

Sanji: I argree. 

Tamago: Stop it.

<Both Pekoms and Rulag stop screaming>

Tamago: Rulag... FINISH THEM QUICKLY!

Rulag: Yes sir!

Tamago: Bon... Such a half baked fool.

Goon 1: Why did he go Bon now?

Goon 2: Well... he only says bon when he is not angry.

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Goon 1: Why is he angry?

Goon 2: Probaly angry he's working with this ship again.Considers him arrogant I guess.

Goon 1: Okay. What is this ship anyway?

Goon 2: I don't know!

Pekoms: HEY, QUIT TALKING!

<Pekoms takes his shades off>

Pekoms: GOT IT?

All the goons: YES SIR <In mind> SO CUTE!

Page 12: 

Rulag: Ever got hit by a tounge?

<Rulag sends his tounge out, and hits them with it>

Sanji: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE UGLY ONE'S WITH THE LONG TOUNGE?

Rulag: Ugly?

Pekoms: Oh crap... here it comes.

<Rulag starts to heat up>

Rulag: STOP TRYING TO CALL ME HANDSOME!

Sanji: WHAT!

Rulag: I am the handsomest from the Ugly clan, but I don't want to hear it!

Page 13:

<Cuts back on to the hull>

Nami: I found it!

Ceaser: Found what?

Nami: AHHHHH

<Starts to smack ceaser>

Ceaser: STOP! IT'S JUST ME!

Nami: I KNOW!

Ceaser: I can help!

Nami: How?

Ceaser: <Starts to smile> This is childs play. Just let me go.

Nami: No

Ceaser: WHAT!

Page 14:

<Back on deck>

Sanji: This guy... Time to end this

<We see both Brook and Chopper both down>

Chopper: He's tough... if we were on the surface... I could use the rumble ball...

Brook: He is tough...

Rulag: Time to end this!

Sanji: Lets end this!

Page 15:

Rulag: CRUSHER SLUDGE

< Rulag opens his mouth, and spits out sludge all over Sanji >

Sanji: FLAME WALK

< Sanji uses a type of Blue walk, but with his Diable Jambe, sending fire bombs across the sludge, burning it >

Sanji: EAT THIS SHITHEAD!

< Sanji appears below Ralug >

Page 16:

Sanji: ANTI MANNER: FLAME DISH!

< The kick smacks into Ralug, sending a flame apperation above him, and heavily injuring him. Ralug starts to burst into flames. >

Ralug: W...what the...

< Ralug falls unconscious >

Sanji: Shit... That guy was tough. I hate to use that... But anymore and he would have destroyed the ship.

Pekoms: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TOO...

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Tamago: Well...

Pekoms: What?

Tamago: I'd rather do it... If I could...

Pekoms: Yes sir.

Goon 1: Whoah! Now we get to see a rare sight!

Goon 2: What sight?

Goon 1: Oh well... Just what a Big mom Commander can do.

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Tamago: I'm going to feed you to Ms Big Mom herself... MR boiled egg head.

< Tamago, Long daddy. Bounty- 505 million. Big Mom commander 11 >

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