Cover story end: I hate being a cabin boy!
Sanji: Alright Big mom crew... let's see what you got!
Brook and Chopper: GO SANJI!
Sanji: SHUT UP! ONLY NAMISWAN CAN WATCH ME! Wait... where's Namiswan?
Brook: She said she had a plan. She told us to help you fight.
???: FIGHT!? THIS IS THE DEATH OF YOU ALL!
< A man with a half a disco ball hair, as tall as Brook, and is as skinny, with a nose almost as long as Usopp's, but sharper. He wears a cherry suit, and holds a shield with spikes everywhere around the edge. >
???: BEG FOR MERCY!
< Ron 'Death shield baron' john, Bounty- 112 Million. >
Ron: Who will be killed by one of Big Mom's greatest elite!?
Sanji: Okay idiot, I'll kick your ass.
Ron: How dare you!? I am a genius! I am smarter then the smartest people who were ever smart!
Ron: I WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY!
< Ron jumps at the sunny, spinning his shield at full speed >
Ron: DEATH TWIRL!
Sanji: Okay... EAT THIS SHIT!
< Sanji runs off the deck of the ship and spins >
Sanji: HIGHEST-RATE MINCMENT!
< Sanji sends a flurry of kicks, attacking the shield. Despite the shield going at full spinning speed, the shield is destroyed >
< Sanji sends a kick, attacking Ron, and sending him flying at the ship >
Big Mom Ship: I'm a ship, I'm a ship... and ship's get hungry sometimes!
< Big Mom's ship stops smiling, and opens it's smile, showing wood like teeth, and swallows Ron >
B.M.S: Yummy, tastes like real meat.
Brook: WHAT THE HECK!
Momo: That ship... ITS NOT POSSIBLE!
Sanji: NAMI SWAN! HURRY UP!
< Cuts to inside the ship's hull >
Nami: How can I use the coup de burst or Gaon cannon!? Here's the manual. 'Franky's SUPAH manual to the SUPAH ship.' Where is the page!?
< Cuts back on board >
B.M.S: Hungry, hungry... GIVE ME MORE MEAT!
Tamago: We will! Now be quiet!
???: The idiot couldn't handle even one second. I should be more of a challenge. Uggl uggl uggl.
Tamago: Go try it
???: Thanks boss... I'll rip them to pieces...
< A giant slug like man, wearing rags of clothes, and having long strands of hair starts to descend the ship >
???: Don't eat me.
B.M.S: Bring me the blonde one.
< The slug being hits the water, and starts to swim towards the Sunny >
Chopper: What is that!
Brook: He's not a devil fruit user.
???: Nope... just diffrent.
< The slug touches the sunny, and jumps on board. >
???: Hi. I'm Rulag
< Rulag, the ugliest death god, Bounty- 297 million >
Rulag: Nice to kill you.
< Rulag sprints toward Brook and kickes Brook towards a door >
Chopper: BROOK! Kung fu point!
< Chopper transforms into his Kung fu point >
Chopper: Hee... YAH!
< Chopper sends a round house kick at Rulag, hitting his hip. >
Rulag: That hurt...
< Rulag sends a kick back, sending Chopper towards brook >
Sanji: Shit! CHOPPER! BROOK!
Pekoms: What are these guy's bounties? < Starts to check in his bag > One is worth 50... one is worth 30 million... and another is worth 79 million. THESE GUYS ARE WIMPS!
Tamago: Bounty is not worth power!
Pekoms: Easy enough for you to say, MR. 5...
<Cuts back to ship>
Rulag: Bring it blondy.
Sanji: You asked it shit breath... DIABLE... JAMBE!
< Sanji runs toward Rulag, and spins his legs too use the ability >
Sanji: Collier Strike!
< The attack hits Rulag, and he is forced back >
Sanji: <Mind >This guy is a lor stronger then the other one.
Rulag: Is that it? With that power, you might be able to beat me... but when the commanders in the crew get you... won't stand even 10 seconds.
Sanji: You want flames?
Brook: Then maybe you should wait? Gavotte: Leap forward!
< Brook strikes at Rulag, injuring him >
Rulag: What the... I thought you died?
Brook: I did! YOHOHOHO
Rulag: Time to die again then!
Chopper: Heavy point!
<Rulag looks behind to see chopper, even bigger then Rulag.>
Chopper: HEAVY GONG!
<Chopper smacks Rulag, and he is sent flying towards Sanji>
Sanji: EVEN SLUGS CAN TASTE GOOD WHEN TOASTED! Well cooked: Grill shot!
<The attack hits Rulag, and he is sent flying towards the water.>
Rulag: AWW! That burns!
<He hits the water, and jumps back up to the ship>
Rulag: Well, maybe I underestimated you quite a bit.
Pekoms: HURRY UP IDIOT!
Rulag: SHUT UP PEKOMS!
Pekoms: I WILL EAT YOU WHOLE!
Rulag: TRY IT!
Chopper: They're worse then you and zoro.
Sanji: I argree.
Tamago: Stop it.
<Both Pekoms and Rulag stop screaming>
Tamago: Rulag... FINISH THEM QUICKLY!
Rulag: Yes sir!
Tamago: Bon... Such a half baked fool.
Goon 1: Why did he go Bon now?
Goon 2: Well... he only says bon when he is not angry.
Goon 1: Why is he angry?
Goon 2: Probaly angry he's working with this ship again.Considers him arrogant I guess.
Goon 1: Okay. What is this ship anyway?
Goon 2: I don't know!
Pekoms: HEY, QUIT TALKING!
<Pekoms takes his shades off>
Pekoms: GOT IT?
All the goons: YES SIR <In mind> SO CUTE!
Rulag: Ever got hit by a tounge?
<Rulag sends his tounge out, and hits them with it>
Sanji: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE UGLY ONE'S WITH THE LONG TOUNGE?
Pekoms: Oh crap... here it comes.
<Rulag starts to heat up>
Rulag: STOP TRYING TO CALL ME HANDSOME!
Rulag: I am the handsomest from the Ugly clan, but I don't want to hear it!
<Cuts back on to the hull>
Nami: I found it!
Ceaser: Found what?
<Starts to smack ceaser>
Ceaser: STOP! IT'S JUST ME!
Nami: I KNOW!
Ceaser: I can help!
Ceaser: <Starts to smile> This is childs play. Just let me go.
<Back on deck>
Sanji: This guy... Time to end this
<We see both Brook and Chopper both down>
Chopper: He's tough... if we were on the surface... I could use the rumble ball...
Brook: He is tough...
Rulag: Time to end this!
Sanji: Lets end this!
Rulag: CRUSHER SLUDGE
< Rulag opens his mouth, and spits out sludge all over Sanji >
Sanji: FLAME WALK
< Sanji uses a type of Blue walk, but with his Diable Jambe, sending fire bombs across the sludge, burning it >
Sanji: EAT THIS SHITHEAD!
< Sanji appears below Ralug >
Sanji: ANTI MANNER: FLAME DISH!
< The kick smacks into Ralug, sending a flame apperation above him, and heavily injuring him. Ralug starts to burst into flames. >
Ralug: W...what the...
< Ralug falls unconscious >
Sanji: Shit... That guy was tough. I hate to use that... But anymore and he would have destroyed the ship.
Pekoms: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TOO...
Tamago: I'd rather do it... If I could...
Pekoms: Yes sir.
Goon 1: Whoah! Now we get to see a rare sight!
Goon 2: What sight?
Goon 1: Oh well... Just what a Big mom Commander can do.
Tamago: I'm going to feed you to Ms Big Mom herself... MR boiled egg head.
< Tamago, Long daddy. Bounty- 505 million. Big Mom commander 11 >