By popular demand, the One Piece Word Search has returned! I have listened to people's feedback, and a general consensus was that it needed to be shorter. So for this week, I chose a subject that doesn't have many answers: One Piece wiki users. *Everyone chuckles, then slowly realizes the truth in that statement and gets depressed*
Anyways, the link is here: http://www.puzzlefast.com/en/puzzles/20150220354081/nsl-puzzle
NO COMPLAINING THAT I LEFT ANYONE OUT. MY WORD (SEARCH) IS LAW.
Also, because I have too much time on my hands and don't consider this blog satisfactory enough, I present to you my own fanfiction, which I am making up on the spot. So sit back, sip a cup of tea, and read...
It's peaceful at the new G-1 headquarters. The Marines have finished moving in their things, and are now throwing a basewarming party. However, one Marine gets a whiff of smoke coming through the window, and at first thinks nothing of it. Just some guys out for a smoke. Or maybe Akainu caught a trespasser. Either way, he didn't much care. But suddenly, he came to hear the faint noise...of a train...
A blue tank engine was heading across the island with special cargo...but then...
The runaway cart crashed into the Marine base, and the Marines surrounded it with guns pointed. Suddenly, a white person rose, speaking in another language. A marine belted out to him "STATE YOUR NAME AND BUSINESS" and the guy replied "Roranoa Drake II, greek." He then looked into the cart, and said "Oh shit." The Marines enquired as to why he said this, and Drake said "This is the Greek shipment. There was another piece of cargo...one named Staw Hat Luffy."
Elsewhere, Sakazuki the Fleet Admin sat at his desk, listening to some metal to avoid the screams nearby, heard a rapping at his door. Angered, he punched the door with a lava fist, but the person outside was smart enough to step to the side. Then, the person came walking into the room, walking on lava like a boss. It was Yatanogarasu, the Commander in Chief Commander Captain Yatanogarasu. Sakazuki cowered behind his desk, but Yata told him that he would only receive a warning this time around. Yata then told Sakazuki his reason for coming. After the great and terrible Galaxy9000 had vandalized Marineford, he and the Wikia Gorosei had decided more admins would be needed, especially since the legendary Sengokuff9 had left.
The Wikia Admin Draft was then started, and three individuals, Ryokagyu zoro, JustSomeBlindDude..., and Caluaokiji particularly stood out. However, Staw brought in a special nomination form, containing dozens more signatures than the other three. However, close examination revealed that all of the signatures were from Pacifistas.
Meanwhile, the blue tank engine with a face smashed into the Marine headquarters, and its conductor came out, looking pissed. The Dance Powderer looked for Staw, eyes slitted. Right then, Yata came out, carrying Staw by the ear. Meanwhile, Ryokagyu zoro saw Drake, and put him snugly over his foot where he belonged.
However, Staw did not want to be vindicated, and broke free of Yata's grasp and ran like heck out of the building. And thus, no human nor Greek ever saw Staw again. However, during his escape, Staw opened the language barrier, and in came two users. Racial tension then rose as high as DP's blood pressure, as these two guys were Spanish, yet not Spanish at the same time. Wiki War LXXXVIII then started, ending in the removal of the United States as the Supreme Wikia Superpower. Now every country, except Greece, considered racism if they were made fun of.
This unexpected diversity caused the chat to go South, and a shocking report of Marines fleeing the headquarters due to their comments ending up as meme fodder rose up. The Fleet Admins then began the search, but were unsuccessful. Knowing they could not deal with this on their own, the Fleet Admins appointed Chat Shichibukai to regulate all speech. Eventually, the Chat Moderators apprehended the culprit, a pedoboo by the name of SeaTerror. It was a shocking turn of events, as a majority of the mods had been sleeping or drinking beer at the time. However, a large part of the population claimed to know SeaTerror well, but were unsure how they knew him. SeaTerror then used his confusing verbal mind meld powers to convince the Fleet Admins he deserved a trial.
So he had one.
Which lasted 4 years.
F**k the judicial system.
And thus, SeaTerror was eventually brought to justice, although the Wiki Base continued to be plagued by rumors that three other users, DancePowderer, 12th Supernova, and Meganoide were affiliated in this scandal, although they were acquitted on lack of evidence.
Wait. A. Second.
Kaido King of the Beasts, completely out of ideas, realizes this is also taking place in the One Piece world. So he calls on his namesake's massive power and decimates the G-1 Marine Base.
THIS JUST IN: MANGA AUTHOR EIICHIRO ODA DIES OF A HEART ATTACK WHILE SKETCHING MANGA; REPORTS ON THE SCENE STATE THAT IN THE PANEL HE WAS WORKING ON, AN UNKNOWN CHARACTER, MOST LIKELY KAIDO, EATING THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE WITH A PEDOBOO ON HIS HEAD. AUTHORITIES ARE DEBATING MENTAL PROBLEMS IN THIS SCENARIO.