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Dedicated to Harambe, I'd put my dick out for you if I had one Kaido: Who do they think they are?? That team has tangled with the wrong Yonko! No one goes up against Kaido!

Sheepshead: Perfectly darn right!

Kaido: Destroyed. Derelict. Pushed against a Birdcage! Why, it's more than I can bear.

Sheepshead: More ethanol?

Kaido: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Sheepshead: Who, you? Never! Kaido, you've got to pull yourself together!!Sheepshead_Manga_Infobox.png Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Kaido, looking like you're in a cage

Every guy here'd love to be you Kaido, even when taking your rage

There's no man in Wano as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite beast!

Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not hard to see in the leeeeeasst's...

Sick as Kaido, no one's quick as Kaido, no one's chest's as incredibly thick as Kaido's

For there's no beast in town half as beastly, perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Scotch, Jack, Ginrummy

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be ooooon

Gifters chorus joins in

No one's greased like Kaido, a king beast like Kaido

No one's got their outfits so pieced like Kaido!

Kaido: As a specimen, yes, I'm intiiiiimmidating!

Chorus: Let's feast, what a beast, that Kaido!

Give five "heils" and twelve smiles!

Kaido is the best and the rest has no style!

Noooo oooone flies like Kaido, Yonko defies like Kaido

From a Sky Island nobody dies like Kaido! Girls Ship: For there's no one as despairing and longing

Kaido: As you see, I've got life force to spare

Sheepshead: Not a bit of him's fluffy or klutzy

Kaido: That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair

Gifters Chorus: No one's peer with Kaido, chugs his beer like Kaido

Sheepshead: In a pirate game no one strikes fear like Kaido!

Kaido: I'm especially good at defenestrating! Kablooey!

Gifters Chorus: Ten SMILEs for Kaido!

Kaido's size compared to his men

Kaido: When I was a lad I did four suicides, every morning to help me get tough. And now that I'm grown I do five suicides, so I'm standing out here in the BUFFFFFFF

Gifters Chorus: Ohh, ahh, wow!

No one scorns like Kaido, rocks those horns like Kaido

Sheepshead: Then goes tromping around through the thorns like Kaido!

Kaido: I use SMILEs in all of my decoraaating!

Gifters Chorus: Say it out east! Who's the king of the beasts?

And then say it once more, who's that guy starting war?

Who's a super Yonko, don't you know, in the snow?

Kid Alliance facing Kaido

Ask Eustass and his three Disastersssss

There's just one guy uptown who's got grips on the crooooown

Sheepshead: And his name's...



K-A-I-D-O...U? Owwwww

Gifters Chorus: KAIDO!!!!!

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