Uhhh, so I suddenly had the urge to write a comedy(?) blog, so I've decided to throw myself into CCC as a non-competitive participant. Yeah, I just made that up. Whatever.
These will be shitty short stories in 4-koma style.
*Usopp roams around deck on Sunny*
*Random Straw Hats in the background*
- Nami (as he walks by and notices her): Hey Usopp, got any band-aids on you?
- Usopp (takes out a few): Sure, why?
- Nami (casually holds up her high-heeled sandals): Just got a few blisters.
*Her feet are covered in gorey blisters and blood where the sandals have been.*
- Usopp (with a horrified expression): HIEEEEEEH!
Title: Musicians would understand...
*Luffy, Chopper, Usopp and Brook hang out on Sunny*
- Usopp: Hey Brook, I've always wondered, what's your last name?
- Brook: Concerto. Bruch Concerto.
- Rest: Oh, ok.
Panel 4: (From the same angle as Panel 3)
*Luffy, Chopper and Usopp go back to happily discussing whatever they were discussing before*
- Brook (Laughs at his own shitty joke): Yoho!
*Sanji is sweet-talking a random lady he met at a random location*
- Narrator: In general, Sanji posseses several qualities to be considered a desireable man.
- Sanji (as they intently gaze into each other's eyes): You are beautiful, madamoiselle.
- Lady: Oh my <3
Panel 2: (From the lady's point of view)
*Panel zooms in on Sanji's eyebrow*
- Lady (The swirl in his eyebrow makes her feel dizzy, then nauseous): Aah...
- Narrator: In general.
- Lady (running away from Sanji): I'm sorry... I can't....!
- Sanji (Reaching after her): Ehhhhhh!!?
[mini panel within Panel 4 (containing just Sanji's face):
- Sanji (with a frustrated look): Why does this always happen to me?]