Alright guys, here we go, Red Hair Pirates vs. Blackbeard Pirates Battle 1
- On a tropical jungle island with ancient ruins all over the place, a massive battle is about to unfold. On the shores the 2 crews meet:
- the two crews stand together and look at eachother*
Benn Beckman: well.............*smokes his cigarette* lets get this started.
Jack: YEA, c'mon i wanna start fuckin shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romba:*giving his monkey a banana* you hungry jack jack?
Jack: huh? NO IM NOT HUNGRY!!!!!
Romba: i wasnt talking to to you, i was talking to jack jack you idiot.
Jack: WHY THE HELL DID YOU NAME YOUR MONKEY AFTER ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!
Romba: his name is jack jack, not jack you dumbass
Jack:*gets in rombas face* you wanna be the first to go down? cause ill make it happen asshole.
Romba:*smiles* make it happen.
Raizen:*grabs both romba and jack on their shoulders* this isnt the time for this.
- jack turns away from romba in disgust*
- shanks walks forward*
Shanks: so, teach.................are you sure you wanna go through with this?
Blackbeard: Zehahahaha i sure am. but beware, im not the same as i was since we last met at marineford.
Shanks:*unsheathes his sword* ill take your word on that. RED HAIR PIRATES *all the red hair pirates prepare for combat* DISPERSE!!!!!!!
- all the crew members disappear into the jungle*'
Blackbeard: AFTER THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
- the blackbeard pirates also disperse into the jungle*
Shanks: you seem to have faith in them.
Blackbeard: Zehahahahaha, i sure do
- in the jungle van auger is jumping from tree to tree. as he jumps at another tree branch a shot is fired at his head but he ducks down and gets behind a tree*
Yasopp:*pulling back his rifle* i missed? thats weird
Auger:*standing behind a tree* it seems fate has smiled on me
Yassop: what are you blabbering about
Auger: i get to test my skill against the worlds best sharpshooter
- another shot is fired, but this one goes through the tree auger is behind and the bullet puts a hole in augers hat*
Auger: i trust you'll pay for that
Yasopp: hmp, make me
- auger throws his hat out from the left side of the tree making yasopp aim at it, while auger jumps from the right side of the tree in mid-air and fires multiple shots at yasopp*
Yasopp: you sneaky bastard
- yasopp jumps out of the way of the oncoming bullets and fires multiple rounds of his own at the mid-air auger*
- after multiple shots are fired, both yasopp and auger fall to the ground unharmed*
Auger: you disappoint me, i thought you would be better
Yasopp: hmp, dont act all high an mighty, im just gettin started
Auger:*gets on one knee* then maybe this will be interesting after all.
- an eery silence envelopes the jungle while multiple battles are heard around the island*
- auger is in a bush scoping out the area and looking for yasopp*
Yasopp:*appearing behind auger* GOTCHA
- yasopp fires shots at auger who immediately jumps up, as he is jumping yasopp is firing shot after shot at the jumping auger*
- auger then disappears into a tree*
Yasopp:*with smoke coming from the barrel of his gun* dammit, he is good
- suddenly shots are fired out of the tree where auger jumped into*
Yasopp:*jumping out of the way* damn you
- as he is jumping out of the way, one of augers bullets hits yasopp in the foot*
- as yasopp falls to the ground auger appears behind him while holding the barrel of his rifle and swings his gun like a bat at the downed yasopp*
- as the the butt of augers rifle is about to hit yasopp, yasopp catches it with his left hand while looking at the ground*
- then a shot is fired out of yasopps cape and goes through augers left shoulder*
- auger jumps back into the bushes*
Auger:*smiles* hmmmm, you had your pistol on you belt and fired it behind your cape so i wouldnt see it. very impressive
Yasopp:*behind auger with a rifle pointed at him* i know
Auger:*augers eyes open in surprise* but your foot, theres no way you should be walking
Yasopp:*dips his finger in some of his blood and tastes it* mmmmmmm, ketchup
Auger:*closes his eyes and smiles* hmmmmmm and i thought i was the sneaky one. looks like my destiny is to die here, go on shoot.
Yasopp: we're gonna settle this like real sharpshooters
- yasopp throws auger a pistol*
Auger: ah, a showdown duel
Yasopp:*cocks his pistol* yep
Auger: i accept
- both auger and yasopp stand back to back, then walk 10 paces with their arms bent up and their pistols pointing towards the sky*
- both shooters just stand there quietly, 20 paces apart*
- suddenly both quickly turn around and shoot one shot at eachother*
- both stand there, looking at eachother with their pistols pointed at on another and smoking coming from the barrels of their pistols*
- after a long stare, auger coughs up blood and falls to the ground*
Yasopp:*gets on one knee while holding his heart* phew, he was one tough cookie GHA*yasopp also coughs up blood*
- yasopp slowly gets up and walks toward the downed auger*
Yasopp:*staring at auger while holding his shoulder/heart* you almost got my left carotid artery. you were an inch above it, i should be dead right now. but i guess i live another day to see my usopp.
- suddenly the whole island breaks in two from the battle between shanks and blackbeard*
Yasopp: i better go help captain.....GHA*yasopp falls on his butt* you know what, captain can take care of himself. for now ill rest*yasopp falls asleep*