OK guys, enough waiting, Oda-sama has put me in charge of writing chapter 716, so here it is:
Page 1: Cover Page
Caribou tells his crew the great story of his fight with the big, scary robot.
They all cheer and yell.
Page 2: Corrida Colosseum, C Block
Gatz: Wow, what do we have here! Only seven contestants are left in C Block: Lucy the mysterious warrior, Ideo the Boxer, Jean Ango the Bandit, Don Chinjao and Sai, and the Funk brothers!
Crowd: Go Lucy!
Don Chinjao: I'm coming for you Mugiwaraaaaaa!!!
Gatz: It seems Don Chinjao has a personal grudge against Lucy calling him Mugiwa- what!?
Gatz: Could it be- that Lucy is Mugiwara Luffy?!
Crowd is shocked.
Luffy: Shishishi sorry Franky, I let my identity leak.
Luffy throws off his cape.
Luffy: I am Luffy, and I'm gonna become the pirate king.
Page 5: Colosseum balcony
Cavendish: Not if I get to you first.
Bartolomeo: Hehe. Just you wait, Cavvy.
Cavendish: By the way, what's in that briefcase?
Page 6: ex- Thousand Sunny
Jora: I told you, idiots, capture Momonosuke- zamas!
Trebol Army grunts: Hehe, sorry mistress Jora! One of them hypnotized us!
Brook: Yohoho! That's right! Now, turn us back, which!
Jora: Never! You are very much beautiful this way-zamas!
Nami: Will I be this way forever?!
Momo: Onami, they're trying to capture me. Protect me please!
Nami: Of course Momo-chan!
Brook: That bastard!
Chopper: Why would they want to capture Momo?
Momo: I don't know, Tanuki-san.
Chopper: I'M A REINDEER FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Momo: He's scary, Onami.
Momo: Maybe it was because of that...
Momo, Momonosuke and two others are sailing in a boat.
Momo: Kanjuro-san, what is special in this island, Zo?
Kanjuro: I don't know, Momonosuke. Our elders told us to sail here!
Momo; What is that huge ship?
A huge, pink ship with a flamingo on it approaches them.
???: Oh no, it's the Donquixote Pirate's ship, the Pink Rider!
Kanjuro: The Donquixote Pirates!
Kin'emon: Who are they!
Kanjuro: The biggest underworld brokers in this world! They are very dangerous!
???: It seems you have had contact with them in the past, Kanjuro-san.
Kanjuro: Shut up, Ubanto! Keep rowing!
Aboard the Pink Rider
???: Young master, should we destroy them?
Doflamingo: Who are they?
Doflamingo: No. Capture them.
???: Yes, young master.
Someone jumps down from the Pink Rider and lands in the Samurai's boat.
???: Hello, my friends. Please, come quietly.
Kin'emon: NO way! Who the hell are you!
???: Donquixote family assassin, Frizdel. ( the man with the black hat and mask).
Momo: Go away!
Frizdel: What a cute child....
Kanjuro unsheathes his sword.
Kanjuro: Buzz of!
Kanjuro slashes at Frizel, who just shoots him with a revolver in the arm.
Kanjuro drops his sword.
Frizdel shoots him in the chest.
Frizdel: Well, two taken care of.
Momo: GO AWAYYYY!!!!
Frizdel backs off.
Frizdel thinking: Conqueror's Haki? I must report this to the Young Master. Such good Haki at a young age?
Frizdel throws Ubanto into the water, and picks up Kanjuro.
Frizdel jumps to the Pink Rider with Kanjuro.
Kanjuro: Go! Do not come for meeee!!!!
- Flasback ends*
Brook: So that's why the bird-man wants you...
Frizdel: Young master, the young Samurai, Momonosuke, has eaten Vegapunk's DF.
Doflamingo: He is - a very dangerous weapon! We must capture him...
Frizdel: Yes master, I will tell Jora.
Frizdel exits the room.
Doflamingo thinking: Very excellent.