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    A Song For Whole Cake Island

    December 23, 2017 by Fliu

    Christmas Day is almost here so I've come up with another parody song. It's a parody of "It's Beginning to look Alot like Christmas".

    It's beginning to look a lot like sweetness…

    Everywhere you go!

    The land is made of sweets, the rivers are filled with juice…

    Walk along the frosty-covered roads!

    It's beginning to look a lot like sweetness…

    Sugar and joy all around!

    But the prettiest sight to see, is the island’s tallest cake

    Big Mom’s Whole Cake Chateau!

    Lots of tasty desserts as far as the eye can see…

    Is the wish of every child!

    Gingerbread that will talk and will go for a walk…

    Can sing and dance with glee!

    And just hope Linlin doesn’t have one of her craving fits!

    It's beginning to look a lot like sweetness…

    Everywhere you go!

    There're treats in the …

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    A Song For Charlotte Linlin

    December 15, 2017 by Fliu

    Here’s something I’ve come up with for the month of December. It’s a parody song for none other than the Yonko, Charlotte Linlin, whom I believe is the ugliest woman of the One Piece world. It’s a parody of “You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. And in this song, the Grinch is Linlin.

    You're a mean one, Big Mom

    You’re as wide as a blimp

    You're more spoiled than a rotten apple

    You're as charming as a witch, Big Mom!

    You're a bad lemon

    With a very sour stench!

    You're a monster, Big Mom

    Your heart's as dark as black

    Your brain is full of needles

    You've got salt in your soul, Big Mom!

    I wouldn't touch you with

    Perospero’s Candy Cane!

    You're a vile one, Big Mom

    You have acid in your smile

    You have all the tender sweetness

    of a rain soaked mushy bento, Big Mom!


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    I was going to wait for the arc to finish, but apparently, it's not ending anytime soon and I may not have time to post this later.

    Let’s start with the good points. I have to admit I did rack my brain around wondering how this arc was going to go. It’s enjoyable watching Luffy do what he does best: infuriating the worst of the worst by causing chaos and misfortune to them, though he did indirectly cause the death of some poor chefs and got an island demolished. This sure has been one rough ride for the Straw Hats and they have been driven into a corner a lot. I commend Nami, Chopper, and Brook for pulling their own weight without acting like a complete coward like Usopp did at the Dressrosa underground trade port. It’s unfortunate that the…

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    My Opinion on the Giants

    September 17, 2017 by Fliu

    The fact that a five-year old Linlin was able to devastate an Elbaf village so easily made me question how great the giants are supposed to be.

    Chiffon stated that the army of Elbaf is supposed to be the strongest, but let’s picture a scenario where a Yonko’s crew battles against an army of Elbaf giants. Surely, the giants can deal with the low-rank grunts, which would leave the captain and those high in the crew’s hierarchy (such as the ministers and the Sweet Commanders of the Big Mom Pirates or the Three Disasters of the Beasts Pirates) as the legitimate threat. We already saw powerful humans who could take down giants like nothing. Whitebeard took down Ronse and then John Giant. Luffy defeated a Marine giant with just one Gear Third pun…

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    Here is how I image Bartolomeo meeting Shanks.

    Somewhere on an island in the New World, Shanks and his crew are just chilling and drinking sake as they usually do.

    However, a member of the Red Hair Pirates receives word of what is going on in one of their territories and reports to Shanks.

    Red Hair Pirate member: Captain! I have some urgent news to report!

    Shanks: (sighs) what is it now? Can’t you see I want to drink some more?

    Red Hair Pirate member: There’s a pirate crew causing trouble on one of our islands! And get this! They even burned down our flag!

    The other Red Hair Pirates are alarmed at the news.

    Benn Beckman: wow, I’m not sure if they’re bold or just plain stupid.

    Rockstar: The nerve of them! How dare they disrespect Shanks like that! …

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