I was entertaining a thought a little while ago about what would happen if everyone, Marine and pirate alike chose new business ventures after leaving their current positions. These are a few I came up with:
Kooky Kuzan's House of Popsicles
Krazy Kizaru's Discount Laser Eye Surgery
Loopy Luffy's Bungeepalooza
Nami's Bank and Casino Ltd.
The Sakazuki Landscaping and Demolition Co.
Zany Zoro's Sword Training and Compass Outlet (Lessons Available)
Mad Marco's Mythical Menagerie
Daz Bones Deforestation and Lumber Co.
Neptune's House of Waffles
The CP9 School of Aerial Tap Dancing
Galdino's House of Wax
Magellan's Pest Control Service
Commonwealth Enel Electric
Wiper's Army Surplus Store
The Bentham School for Ballerinas (Men Only)
Dr. Emporio Ivankov, Gender Reassignment Surgeon, MD
Inazuma's Landscaping and Topiary Co.
Crocodile's Social Club for Legitimate Businessmen (No Cops Allowed)
And those are what I came up with. If you have any ideas, please post them. Just one rule, keep them PG.