I'm bored, that's why.
Luffy: What happened to our ride?
Chopper: He was a victim of irony, and of his boss being a heartless prick. The yetis attacked us on orders to kill. By the way, the kids and I are fine, thanks for asking. We can't send the kids back to the lab. Anything else obvious I should state?
Luffy: I get it, I'm going. Kill the huge guys, not Nami.
Franky: I'm going too. Ain't no way I'm getting defiled by some crazy sasquatches. Chopper, gimme some of your senzu beans.
Chopper: Here's one. But listen, these only work for three minutes and you'll be drained afterwards, so...
Franky: Blah blah blah powerful.
Chopper: You need Kung Fu Point if you...
Franky: Tastes like chicken. WRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Luffy: Franky, catch me if you can!
Usopp: So Franky is going to be....
Chopper: Completely fucking useless.
Robin: You were expecting something useful?
In the lab.
Clown: I can't believe this guy has a laser like that. I am going to violate my lack of ethics by ripping him open and exploring his insides.
Subordinate: Kinky, sir. So, are the Marines going to have a part any time soon?
Clown: I'm talking to producers, so probably. Until then, let them hide from the plot.
Back to the plot.
Nami: Why do I always make such prime kidnapping material? What about my adorable face, smoking hot body, well-above average intellect, and large reserves of gold or cash make me so desirable?
Rock: Define hot.....
Scotch: I think he bats for the other team.........
Nami: Well, when my captain gets here, he's going to beat you up, and then you'll be sorry!
Rock: Shut the hell up.
Scotch: Cool. The weapons on your body must be cool. Wanna know what else is cool? The weather. Wanna know what else'll be cool? Our reward.
Rock: Scotch, stop trying to develop a catch phrase. We're not going to be that important. We're sub-bosses at best. It's not worth wasting....
Nami: I can see your chests, and they're ugly.
Rock: Don't look at us! And they're not ugly, they're perfectly normal.
Nami: If you're so proud of them, then why are you covering them?
Scotch: Because, it's cold.
Nami: Keep telling yourself that.
Rock: Shut up! We use bigger guns than you, and we can use poisonous stuff too. And we're really good at hiding too!
Nami: Hiding and using a big gun, obviously you're not compensating for any insecurities. I bet I know something else you guys never show.
Scotch: Well, at least we don't need our friends to save us. They'll be here soon, all according to our master plan.
Luffy: Holy expected dramatic irony! Footprints! They'll be easy to follow! C'mon angry Franky. Huh? Where'd the feet go? Oooooooh, oops.
Rock: Told you.
Scotch: Thank God he's an idiot.
Luffy: Hi, Nami! Where did that field of incredibly sharp icicles come from?
Rock: Even we aren't sure.
Luffy: All those icicles make me hard. In any case, smashy time!
Rock: Very good, but can you handle BULLETS!?
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Fattie! The better question is, can you? Gomu Gomu no Grazie Padre Rebound!
Scotch: Unlike my brother, I won't go down so easily!
Luffy and Nami: That's what she said!
Scotch (shooting): DIE!
Luffy: You missed.
Scotch: Did I?
Luffy: Franky, NO! Bad mutant reindeer! Bad!
Rock: I'm still alive. Being the apparent attention whore I am, I am insulted I am not the center of attention.
Franky: MOMENTARY CLARITY!
Rock: Momentary wha-OOOHHHH, I have visual awareness of the action you performed at that particular location.
Nami: How can you be useful!?
Luffy: Good job Franky, you're learning to be productive.
Franky: Moment's up!
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Overkill!
Scotch: MY DOLLY!
Luffy: Sorry Franky! I get a kick out of wasting people biologically younger than me and then abandoning them. Heal yourself later. Bye!.
Scotch: I love leapfrog! Harder to do when you're alone. Hey, Law! Wanna play leapfrog?
Law: I'm more partial to pointless mutilation. But thanks.
Scotch: Really: Me too! Here's how I do it!
Law: You got chills, they're multiplying. It's electrifying! Today's special, smoked yeti.
Nami: Make me sexy again!
Law: So, Luffy, how do you feel about longterm foreshadowing?
Luffy: Nami, look, I'm a chain chomp.
Law: In short, I wanna form an alliance, and together with my plan, we will f#%k shit up like it's never been before. You in?