The Marines arrested someone for throwing bombs off a ship, but they dropped the charges.
So I hear Ace got thrown out of the emergency services for fighting fire with fire.
I wonder what Johnny and Yosaku's net profits are these days.
Do you think Chouchou can jump higher than the Red Line? Of course he can. The Red Line can't jump.
Did you hear about the dsylexic Harahettanian who summoned Santa?
Why don't you ever see Sea Kings hiding on land? They're really good at it.
And it's not One Piece related, but a personal favourite...
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.